Murphy's Law states whatever can go wrong will go wrong.

A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
--Arthur Block

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
--Napoleon Bonaparte

There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE!
--Linda Grayson

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing has happened.
--Sir Winston Churchill

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
--George Carlin

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
--Unknown

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
--H. L. Menc

"I'm surrounded by idiots. But they mean well." –Hiei (yu-yu hakusho)

Buffy: "Have you ever done an exchange program?"
Xander: "My dad tried to sell me to some Armenians once. Does that count?"
-buffy the vampire slayer